*excited*

Gosh man you can't believe how excited I am when I blog this entry right now. I wanted to blog last night, but I was too carried away by the tv shows. It's like programme after programme. LOL. Anyway, today's my papa's birthday! (will blog about his birthday probably tonight or tomorrow)

Let's get on with some serious joke. LOL.

French class was absolutely FUN!!! Of course fun couldn't lack of people who are fun. I can't wait~ can't wait for the next Saturday to come! Grace was quite funny cos just when class started she started a conversation with Manu.

Grace: Qu'est-ce que vous avez fait la semaine derniere ? (What did you do last week?)

-we all laughed cos Manu was like O.O-

Grace: Must interview him ma..

Manu: J'ai fait de l'amour~ (I made love~)... =X =X

Then everyone laughed. I was still "zhuang kuang wai" cos I thought he went on a date with his loved one. LOL then Manu asked me, "Colette, tell me what it means.." Then I said.. "You went pat tor-ing?" LOL then Grace told me that he made love. HAHAHH!! Then I like very excited sia..

Me: Avec qui? Avec qui!!?? (with who with who?) LOL

Grace: Tu change les femmes tous les jours... Tu as beaucoup des concubines! (you change wives everyday.. You have alot of mistresses! LOL)

Manu then started to say "Ouei!" then Monday to Sunday with who who who.. Of course it's not real he made up all the weird names that really made us laugh so so so hard manz.

"Vendredi (friday) avec xxx (actually is me la but I feel so paiseh if I put this down but it's not true hor!) and Samedi (saturday) avec who who who (Wendy but he changed the name to "Wen-chee" LOL) then when Corrine (the registrar) came in I told him, "dimanche! Dimanche!!!" (sunday) LOL.

Then Paul, again, was out to embarrass moi. He started to sing the "fling song" in the McDonald's style and because of the "concubine", he asked Manu:

Paul: Colette aussi ta concubine? (Colette is also your concubine?)

Manu: Ah oui! Elle est deuxieme de concubine. -cheeky smile- (Yes! She's the second one.)

Paul was going to sing the song when I stopped him and said:

"Eh! Don't sing hor! Don't make me so embarrass leh!"

Manu: Paul! Tu veux chanter quel chanson? Chantez chantez! (Paul, What song do you wnat to sing? Sing, sing!)

Me: No! No no no no!!! Eh don't sing la... Later next time I cannot find any boyfriend very jia lat one man....

Paul: Aiya you don't need any boyfriend manz.. You got SO MANY (flings)!

Manu gave that "raise one eyebrow" look. I "hee" at him. LOL.

Then Grace said, "Oh ya, cos the first one is the registrar (Corrine)..." and Manu replied saying something like he left her and then I will become the first one. (He was like doing some hand gestures so from there it meant something like that.)

Manu reminded of myself when I was working in Taka. Remember I always sneak up from behind scare people from the back? Now it's his turn to scare me. What goes around turns around. I was talking to Paul when he suddenly appear behind me with his head beside.. I xia dao man. Tres scary. HAHAHA.

So after some time, we had a 20 minutes break. During breaktime, even scarier. I ALMOST bumped to him (not manu) manz, just that I was walking behind him when he came out of the toilet. Tres fortunate. Phews~ When he went into his room I walked back to my own classroom quickly.

Anyway remember the face wrap thing (it's a application in my phone) ? Jii, mak, sab and I used to play with it in school. It generally distorts your face into different kind of characters which could be quite disgusting and ugly but funny. LOL. So I tried it out on Paul cos he always embarrasses me in front of everyone. The outcome was horrible but incredibly funny especially the part that when I take his picture and he blinked! LOL I was like showing him and the rest of the class the pictures and Paul was like,"I'm not the gobbler! I'm not an insect! I'm not a happy fool!" LOL.

Those were the outcome.

I was telling them that I should SO try this on Manu. Before that I wrote "Manu ne se rappeller pas de cimetiere" (Manu does not remember the cemetry) on the whiteboard. =X Then he caught me writing that. HAHAHA! I asked him,"Can I try something on you, Manu?" HAHHA! He didn't know what I want to do! Then he was like "quoi?" (what?). I took out my mobile phone and opened the camera cover and tried to take a picture of him. He saw me doing that and he exclaimed,"Ah!! Non! Non!" and covered his mouth with his hands. LOL. Then everyone sided me by telling him,"Let her take a picture of you, she wants to show you something." Then I took his hand away from his mouth and shoved my camera upfront and his reaction was freaking funny manz.. lol!! He was like pushing me slightly further away from him and asked frantically "Pourquoi pres? Pourquoi?! Why so near!!"

Then I just heck care him and took his pic and burst out laughing. LOL I fell on the floor laughing.. it was darn hilarious! Look below!!!

The original picture.. Quite yan dao huh. *grins*

The distorted ones........!

LOL!

"Je veux voir..." When he saw the pics, he was like"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He almost fainted! HAHAHAH!! He continued by saying, "Colette, tu es tres terrible.." (Colette, you are very terrible..) and hit me on my arm. LOL!!

Then whenever I see him I'd burst out laughing cos he knew what I was trying to imply and said, "Colette huh... terrible. tsk tsk." LOL LOL LOL!!!

I always hate when lesson ends. Time passed so quickly. Et voila! I can't wait for next week! OH OH OH important thing I forgot to announce.. HE'S TEACHING US FOR THE NEXT LEVEL OF FRENCH!!! WOOOO HOOOOO~